My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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