Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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