Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
false alarm, still single
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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