and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
