I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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