Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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