return my video game
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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