What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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