I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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