capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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