Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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