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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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