Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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