Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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