I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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