Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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