That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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