Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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