Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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