Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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