Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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