I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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