You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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