I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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