What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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