READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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