This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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