Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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