i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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