You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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