I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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