Do you still have your period?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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