5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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