Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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