At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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