Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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