i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I need you to use more vowels.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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