it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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