idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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