No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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