we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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