Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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