Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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