Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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