Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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