Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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