Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Dear god my vagina.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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