we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Help. Why am I so naked?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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