I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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