he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My penis needs a shock collar
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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