Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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