Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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