just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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