i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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