Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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