so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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