shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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