Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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