I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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