Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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